Thursday, February 27, 2025

Ballad of Irving, the Reluctant

 

The Ballad of Irving, the Reluctant
1st level Paladin (Lyan) of St. Cuthbert

All his life, Irving never once entertained the idea of becoming a warrior—let alone a paladin of St. Cuthbert.

Born on 18 Reaping 558 CY on his parents' farm, he was the youngest of ten siblings and considered the runt of the family. Not particularly strong or hardy, he was, however, sharp of mind and wit. Once he was old enough, his parents sent him to the nearby Church of St. Cuthbert to become a cleric—both to aid their village and to have one less mouth to feed. Here, Irving excelled in his studies.

The years passed quickly, and Irving was set to receive his assignment as a cleric of St. Cuthbert. He hoped to remain at the shrine, where he would have access to books of knowledge, perhaps becoming an instructor or at least a scribe. Alternatively, he would have been satisfied returning to his village to serve as its cleric.

On the day of graduation, those students who had successfully completed their studies lined up for the ceremony—the culmination of which required each of them to grasp the hilt of the Mace of St. Cuthbert and pledge their service. It was at that moment they would receive their assignments.

Each student was nervous, having all heard the rumor that those unworthy to serve would be destroyed upon touching the mace. There was some truth to the tale, though in reality, it merely delivered a shock to those deemed unready, encouraging them to strive harder toward the shrine’s ideals.

Eventually, it was Irving’s turn. He entered the Chamber of the Mace, where his instructors and the shrine's staff stood in solemn anticipation. Among them was the Abbot, who had traveled from afar for this occasion. In the center of the chamber, bathed in golden sunlight and suspended in midair, was the Mace of St. Cuthbert. Under normal circumstances, it might have appeared to be a simple horseman’s mace, like those wielded by many warriors.

The Abbot directed Irving to stand upon a stone block before the mace. Reaching out, he grasped the handle, swore his Oath, and held the weapon before him—then, without hesitation, turned to hand it to one of the staff.

It was only when he noticed the stunned expressions on everyone’s faces that he paused.

“What?” Irving asked, confused.

For every student before him, the mace had remained immovable, unyielding to their grasp. But Irving had drawn it from the light with ease.

The Abbot’s expression shifted from shock to acceptance as he declared Irving the Holy Paladin of St. Cuthbert for this dispensation.

In ages past, the Holy Paladins of St. Cuthbert had wielded the Mace in righteous battle, waxing strong alongside it to defend the innocent against the forces of chaos. Each had been hale and hearty—strong of body as well as soul. They were not always the brightest of warriors, but they were valiant nonetheless. And now, the mace had chosen a stringy young man named Irving.

When the wielder of the Mace perished—whether in battle or old age—their soul merged with the weapon, guiding and training the next bearer in the ways of war. At the time of Irving’s ascension, six such souls inhabited the mace, each speaking to his mind.

Still reeling from the shock of this twist of fate, Irving was swiftly outfitted with gear and sent into the world to bring justice and goodness to it. He frequently found himself in lengthy discussions (and occasional arguments) with the spirits bound to the Mace.

Eventually, he arrived at the village of Hommlet, where he was to meet a cleric of St. Cuthbert and serve as his bodyguard.

Secretly, the shrine’s staff expected the Mace to be back in its rightful place within a fortnight.

Monday, February 24, 2025

Chapter 2 / Episode 50 - St. Cuthbert Speaks

 Players:

Dog the Ranger of the Gnarley (Forest)
Irving the Reluctant (Paladin of St. Cuthbert)
TerryOr the Cleric of St. Cuthbert
Dixon the Dwarven Fighter
Oleg the Half-Elf Magic-User/Cleric of St. Cuthbert
Slash the Bard
Crush the 1/2 Orc Fighter

NPCs:
Zert the Hero
Spugnior the Theurgist
Lita of the Fjord (Slash's Groupie)

Coldeven 14 - Early

Description: Freezing
Temperature: 13.3°F to 37.4°F
Wind: Gentle breeze (S)(8-12 MPH | 7-10 KN)
Precipitation: None

Clouds: Mostly cloudy

St. Cuthbert appears before the adventures and Speaks:




"In the year 569 of this age, Prince Thrommel of Furyondy, noble and bold, led the Righteous Host against the unholy tide of the Temple of Elemental Evil. With sword and spell, with faith and fire, they struck down the dark horde that threatened to consume the land. The demoness of fungi, vile Zuggtmoy herself, was sealed away within the temple’s accursed walls—bound by powerful enchantments woven by Burne the wizard and Canoness Y’dey, stalwart of the faith.

Victory should have ushered in an age of unity and strength. Thrommel was to wed the Lady Jolene of Veluna, forging a bond between their realms, sealing Furyondy and Veluna as one against the creeping shadow. But fate is cruel, and destiny often bends to unseen hands.

In the year 573, on the northern border of his own realm, Prince Thrommel vanished. Some say he was taken by those he once vanquished—fanatics of the very darkness he had sought to destroy. Others whisper that the Temple of Elemental Evil, though broken, was never truly defeated. If the prince yet lives, he may be nearer than you think.

But there is more, and it is dire. A fragment of the Evil Rod of Six Parts lies within this cursed place. If the rod is reforged, it will become a key to a darkness beyond reckoning, a doom that must never come to pass. You must find this piece and ensure that neither it nor the others fall into the hands of our enemies.

Only when all the pieces are gathered shall we have the power to destroy the rod and unmake the shadow that looms. The fate of the world now rests upon your choices.

And to ensure this demon never leaves this place, I grant you these four links of lock and chain. Take them. Place one upon each pair of enchanted doors, reinforcing what is already there. Strengthen the prison that holds the darkness at bay, and let no mortal nor fiend ever break its seals."

The group stood in silence over Oleg’s still form, the air thick with the weight of death. TerryOr, clutching the necklace of prayer beads, whispered a solemn invocation to St. Cuthbert. A force unseen, yet undeniable, stirred within the chamber, and Oleg’s body shuddered violently before he drew a ragged breath.

Gasping, he looked up at his companions, his expression unreadable. The touch of the divine had changed him. He rose to his feet, his voice steady: “No more thieving. No more deceit. I serve St. Cuthbert now.”

With no time to dwell on what had just transpired, they pressed onward.


The Chained Beast

In the dim torchlight, the triangular chamber revealed an owlbear, its massive form bound by thick chains, muscles coiled with barely restrained fury. As the group took another step forward, the iron restraints snapped with a metallic scream.

The battle was instant.

Slash moved to strike but was too slow—razor-sharp claws tore across his chest, sending him crashing to the cold stone floor. The others fought with brutal efficiency, hammering the beast with arrows, and blades. Dixon’s hammer crushed bone, Irving's new mace smashed, Crush's sword cut deep and Dog’s short sword bit. The creature collapsed, its final growl fading into silence.

But Slash lay still.

TerryOr unrolled a scroll of Raise Dead, the sacred script glowing as he read. A frigid wind swept through the chamber, and Slash’s body convulsed before his eyes flickered open. A healing potion pressed to his lips restored color to his face, but the exhaustion of death lingered.

There was no time for rest. They moved on.


The Garden of Fungi

Descending deeper into the temple, the air grew damp, thick with the scent of decay. The corridor opened into a grotesque fungal garden, where massive mushrooms pulsed with eerie bioluminescence. Spores drifted lazily in the air, coating armor and weapons in a fine, sickly dust.

Then they saw her.

A demonic woman, naked from the waist up, stood at the far end of the chamber. Her burning red eyes locked onto them as she took a slow step forward, her presence warping the air around her.

The fungi pulsed. The very room seemed to breathe.

She reached out and charmed Crush who kept everyone out of the room.

This was not a fight they could win.

Without hesitation, the group turned and fled, her chilling laughter echoing behind them as they retreated into the darkness.



XP: 76 each

Wednesday, February 5, 2025

Chapter 2 / Episode 49 RIP Elf and I almost convert to St Cuthbert - Dixon the Dwarf

 Chapter 2 / Episode 49 RIP Elf and I almost convert to St Cuthbert - Dixon the Dwarf


I was not ready to come face to face with a god.  The awesomeness and majesty of meeting a god is more than any mortal can handle. For a few seconds I almost converted over.  Those prayer beads are truly a magnificent magic item.  Still, it seems the fate of our dear friend Oleg is not decided.  The last few battles have left us all wounded, but our spirits get stronger.  We are on a mission from god.  Temple of Elemental Evil you will not awaken.  

Monday, February 3, 2025

Chapter 2 / Episode 49: The Troll Chief, Oohlgrist and the Room of Bones

 Players:

Dog the Ranger of the Gnarley (Forest)
Irving the Reluctant (Paladin of St. Cuthbert)
TerryOr the Cleric of St. Cuthbert
Dixon the Dwarven Fighter
Oleg the Half-Elf Magic-User/Thief
Slash the Bard
Crush the 1/2 Orc Fighter

NPCs:
Zert the Hero
Spugnior the Theurgist
Lita of the Fjord (Slash's Groupie)

Coldeven 14 - Early

Description: Freezing
Temperature: 13.3°F to 37.4°F
Wind: Gentle breeze (S)(8-12 MPH | 7-10 KN)
Precipitation: None
Clouds: Mostly cloudy

Chapter 2 / Episode 49: The Troll Chief, Oohlgrist, and the Room of Bones
The oppressive chill of Coldeven crept through the ancient halls of the Temple of Elemental Evil. Even in the depths, the air felt like ice on the skin. Every footstep echoed ominously, muffled only slightly by the layers of dust and grime coating the floor. Shadows flickered along the walls, stretching and warping in the dim light cast by the adventurers' flickering torches.

Oleg led the group cautiously forward, his eyes scanning for hidden dangers as he crept toward a set of double doors at the far end of a long, bone-strewn hall. The stench of decay was nearly overwhelming, and the air hung thick with a palpable sense of evil, almost like a living thing pressing against their skin.

“Be ready,” Oleg whispered, his voice barely audible over the soft crunch of bones beneath his boots. He stopped at the double doors, examining them with care. "It looks clear..."

The others lingered near the doorway, weapons drawn, eyes darting toward the grotesque displays along the walls—shelves made of bones, skulls leering at them from every angle. The Room of Bones was a testament to past horrors, each fragment a reminder of the countless lives lost in the dark service of the temple.

As Oleg pressed his hands to the doors, the trap sprang to life with a sudden clang of metal and stone. The double doors slammed shut behind him, sealing him inside.

“OLEG!” shouted Dog, rushing to the door and slamming his shoulder into it, but it refused to budge.

From the pile of rugs and torn fabric, something huge stirred. A massive troll, its mottled green skin glistening in the torchlight, rose to its full, terrible height. Its eyes burned with savage hunger as it fixed its gaze on the trapped thief.

“I’ve been waiting for fresh meat,” it snarled in guttural Common, its lips curling back to reveal jagged yellow teeth. Oohlgrist, the Troll Chief, had made this macabre throne room his lair.

Oleg barely had time to react. He drew his wand, spraying the beast with burning hands, but the troll’s massive claws caught him across the chest, rending armor and flesh alike. Blood sprayed across the bone-covered floor as Oleg crumpled to the ground, motionless.

“GET THE DOORS OPEN!” TerryOr shouted, his mace raised high as he threw his weight against the door, panic creeping into his voice.

Dixon and Crush joined him, their combined strength finally forcing the doors open with a tortured screech of stone and iron. The group surged into the room, but it was too late for Oleg. His lifeless body lay in a growing pool of blood.

Oohlgrist let out a bellowing roar, raising his bloodied claws in challenge. From the shadows, another troll appeared, its eyes wild with battle lust, charging into the fray.

The Battle
The room erupted into chaos.

Dog fired an enchanted arrow, the glowing projectile streaking through the air and striking Oohlgrist in the shoulder, but the troll barely flinched.

Dixon and Crush charged the troll, meeting it head-on in a brutal clash of steel and muscle. Dixon’s warhammer connected with a sickening crunch, breaking the troll’s jaw, but the creature retaliated with terrifying speed, its claws raking across Dixon’s armor. Crush roared and swung his sword in a savage arc, driving the beast back.

Spugnior stood at the rear, watching the chaos unfold. His eyes darted between the combatants, calculating every move. He raised a hand, but no spell left his lips—he knew this fight required brute force, not magic. Instead, he shouted to Zert.

“Strike low—cut its legs out from under it!”

Zert, his face grim, nodded and circled the troll, slashing at its knees with deadly precision.

With a battle cry, Slash cast faerie fire then swung his longsword, the blade biting deep into the troll’s side. Oohlgrist howled in rage and lashed out with a backhanded strike, sending Slash stumbling backward.

“Lita! The song—keep playing!” Slash gasped, struggling to regain his footing.

Lita’s fingers danced across her instrument, her melody rising in intensity. The haunting tune seemed to fill the room, giving strength to her allies and sowing confusion in the trolls.

With renewed focus, Dog fired another arrow, this time striking Oohlgrist in the throat. The troll staggered, clutching at the wound, black ichor pouring from between its fingers. Irving seized the opportunity, his eyes blazing with righteous fury.

“For Oleg!” he cried, driving his sword into the troll’s chest, piercing its black heart. Oohlgrist let out a final, shuddering growl before collapsing to the floor in a heap of twitching limbs.

The second troll, badly wounded and outnumbered, tried to flee, but Dixon and Crush gave it no chance. With a final, brutal strike, Crush brought his axe down, severing the creature’s head from its shoulders.

Aftermath
Silence fell over the room once more, broken only by the labored breathing of the adventurers. Blood soaked the floor, mingling with the foul refuse of the troll’s lair.

TerryOr knelt beside Oleg’s lifeless body, his expression grim. He drew forth a necklace of prayer beads found on the troll chiefs pouch, the faint glow of divine power surrounding them. His hand trembled as he clutched the beads, his mind racing.

“I can summon St. Cuthbert,” he whispered, his voice barely audible. “I can ask for Oleg’s soul to be returned... but the cost will be great.”

The others exchanged wary glances, the weight of the decision pressing down on them. In the depths of the temple, where shadows whispered of ancient evils, such power was never freely given.

TerryOr closed his eyes, his thoughts turning inward, and the room seemed to hold its breath, awaiting his choice.

Troll chief: AC 2, MV 9", HD 6 + 6, hp 50, #AT 3, D 6-9/6-9/4-14, SA attacks as if 10 HD, SD regenerates (3 hp per round starting 3 rounds after being damaged), wears ring of fire resistance; XP 1050

Troll: AC 4, MV 12", HD 6 + 6, hp 40, #AT 3, D 5-8/5-8/2-12, SA fauchard-fork (range 12', D 3-10), SD regenerates (3 hp per round starting 3 rounds after being damaged); XP 845

Treasure:
ring of fire resistance
a necklace of gold with four small rubies given to him by the priests of the Fire Temple (jewelry value 4,750 gp), and a jeweled belt given him by the priests of the Water Temple (silver with four nice emeralds, jewelry value 5, 250 gp).

Necklace of Prayer Beads

Total: 3,579 XP each


Chapter 2 / Episode 56: Nulb

 Coldeven 15, 576 CY – Afternoon Weather Conditions (above ground): Description: Freezing Temperature: 13.3°F to 38.4°F Wind: Moderate breez...